Chicken Nuggets and Ass
toddkraine:

going back to school

toddkraine:

going back to school

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”


refreshes:

i found my first day of school outfit

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fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)


(Source: silumia)

Today at the Disney Store
  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades)


waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business