Chicken Nuggets and Ass

iamgeorgebush:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

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(Source: venice-vogue)


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(Source: amajor7)

  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway


clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows


snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous


kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

rookie676:

*entire view on Homer changed*

(Source: sandandglass)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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