Chicken Nuggets and Ass

(Source: lolfactory)

Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

(Source: hardqueersoftfemme)


ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)


literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom)


wreckers:

time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings


nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)


  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died


gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever


taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

(Source: parasailin)